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U.S. Politics

Rumsfeld Let Door Hit Ass on Way Out, X-rays Reveal

Fictional Bush Assassination Movie Draws Little Enthusiasm

Rush Limbaugh Denies Going Off Meds to Criticize Fox

Simon & Schuster Threatened to Bomb Pakistan "Back to the Stone Age"

Hope, Crosby Families Critical of ABC's "Road to 9/11"

Happy Independence Day

FEMA Report Recommends Dismantling Bush Administration

Missing Link Between Fish and Mammals Discovered

Classic Comedy Routines Vetted for Hyperbole

Bush Appoints Dinty Moore Avian Flu Czar

What to Do in the Event of a Disaster

Bush Declares Mission Accomplished in New Orleans

President Bush's iPod: The Complete Playlist

Coin Collectors Divided over New Bush Half-Penny

Presidential Inauguration Marred by Bush Appearance

Division 2004: Complete Coverage of the Presidential Election

Exit Poll: How Bush Won on Key Issues

Bush Extends Hand to Those Who Voted Against Him

America's Thirst for Pointless Debate Has Not Been Quenched

Bill O'Reilly's Pleasure Zone and Garden of Womanly Delights

Bush Declares Solid Anti-Slavery Position

Clinton Doctors Rejected Controversial "Lewinsky" Procedure

Poll: How Undecided Are You?

Phrase Guide for the Republican National Convention

Rose Mary Woods Says She's Ashamed of Destroying Bush Military Records

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Book of the Month Club

President Bush's Terrorism Worksheet

2004 Election Postponed until 2008

Dick Cheney Could Be President

WWII Memorial Renamed Ronald Reagan Monument

The George W. Bush "Stay The Course" Bike Riding Game

Rumsfeld Apologizes for Apologizing

Kerry Warns Ketchup Prices Could Top $8 a Gallon

Clinton's Penis to Testify Before 9/11 Commission

Bush Unveils Specifics of Returning Control to Iraqis

The Redesigned Texas Flag

Spanish Elections Cause Karl Rove to Rethink Bush Campaign Strategy

Urinal Cake Supplier Gears Up for Spirited Presidential Election

Bush Administration Proposes Manufacturing Sector Retraining

Ralph Nader Requests Secret Service Protection

White House Releases Bush Military Records

Anyone But Bush Increases Lead Against Undecided

Rush Limbaugh Endorses Sara Lee Candidacy

Bush Wins Iowa Democratic Caucus

Blind, Deaf Outraged by Bush Metaphor

Live from New York, It's Hillary Clinton

Bush Travels to UK for Some Reason

Les Moonves Donates Testicles to Reagan Presidential Library

Senate Endorses 'Kill A Spammer' Initiative

UN Offers Guidance for Iraq Reconstruction

Schwarzenegger ist der Kanzler von Kalifornien

Ashcroft Takes White House Leak; Won't Go to the Head

Jokester Who Wanted "to See President Clinton" Dies at 68

"Trying to Help" by Dennis Miller

George W. Bush Elite Force Aviator Action Figure

California Gubernatorial Debates: Angelyne and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Scam Uranium Document Contains Obvious Flaws

Bush, Rumsfeld Vow to Say "Whatever It Takes"

Lester Maddox Ascends Unto Heaven

New York Times Retracts Years of Erroneous Headlines

Excerpts from the President's Speech aboard the USS Lincoln

Rumsfeld Plan Replenishes Iraqi Museum Artifacts

Ten Ways You Can Support Our Troops

Apology from Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks

Pentagon Strategy for Post-Iraq Bombing

Instructions on How to Surrender

Lack of Evidence Proves Iraq is Hiding Evidence

U.S. Declares Buyer's Remorse; Returns Bush to Crawford Kmart

Money Still Talks But Bullshit No Longer Walks

Trent Lott's Kwanzaa Message to the Nation

President Spells Out New Cyber Security Plans

The "Burning Bush" Joke That Will Land You in Prison

Tape Shows Ari Fleischer Called Jean Chretien a Bitch

Homeland Security Department Unveils Official Seal

The New and Improved Florida Ballot

Crustaceans Slam Bush for "Crawdad" Remark

Condi Rice Gives "War & Peace" to Bush, Rubik's Cube to Fish