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Rush Limbaugh Denies Going Off Meds to Criticize Fox

Six Easy Ways to Get Better Gas Mileage

Missing Link Between Fish and Mammals Discovered

'Star Trek' Producers Awarded Cell Phone Patent Damages

Grokster Switches to Automatic Weapons Distribution

PBS to Air "Twentieth Century House" Mini-Series

Ways to Use Your 2005 Leap Second

Annual Holiday Newsletter from the Cat Clone Lady

Hooters Air to Offer Commercial Space Flights

Navistar Enters Telecom Market with International CXT Cellphone

Hubble Finds Evidence of "Lost Dimension"

Martian Autumn Could Halt Rovers' Activities

New "Windows for Mac" to Include Most Popular Viruses

Google Publishes Print Edition

Virtual Colonoscopy

Senate Endorses 'Kill A Spammer' Initiative

Monkey Flings Poo by Thinking

Segway Jet Ski Banned after Lobster Boat Massacre

Study: No-Call List Will Cause Assrapes to Skyrocket

LaffMaster v2.0 Generating Satire through Labor Day

More Secret Messages Found in LoveSan Worm

Glass Eater Hospitalised by Burger Shards

National Do Not Spam Registry

"Dot-Sux" Domains a Virtual Sell-Out

Apple Enters iLoo Fray with P4 Laptop

The Amaze-O-Calc! Computing Engine

President Spells Out New Cyber Security Plans

The Internet's Spontaneous Tribute to Shuttle Columbia

Islamic Fundamentalist Space Program Boasts Perfect Safety Record

Emergency Porn Preparedness

Rolex Watch Discovered during Colon Biopsy

Pop-Up Windows Inventor Won't Stay Buried

LaffMaster 1.0 Generating Satire during Staff Holiday

Man Dies Trying to Match Global Sex Average

Researchers Conquer Annoying "Asparagus Pee" Odor

Alpha-Centauri Put on Earth's No-Call List

"Father" of Internet Smiley Named in Class Action

Retailers Experiment with "Human Pop-up Windows"

Vandals Hack The Specious Report, Post Actual News

Terminal Patient Wishes He Had Spent More Time at Work

Internet to Shut Down for Two Weeks in August

Wheaton Clips His Toenails; Webheads are Mesmerized

T. Boone Pickens Sues Mother Nature Over Water Rights

Italian Engineers Complete Washington Monument Renovations

Minolta Introduces Butt-Friendly Copier

Bin Laden Nudes are Fake, Swiss Lab Says

MicroSoft Buys A, E, I, O and U; Sometimes Y and W