Stockholm, SE — The Alfred Nobel Foundation today announced the prestigious Nobel Prize will be conferred upon a Golden Retriever puppy named Biscuit. This late decision came after a left-over 2025 award was discovered between some couch cushions.
A press release simply stated the unanimous vote was based on the pup being "the cutest little dadgummed feller this jury has seen all year." It will be the first non-human to receive a Nobel since Dwayne The Platypus received a 1912 Award in the field of Literature.
Biscuit will be among the honored guests at the organization's annual banquet on December 10. He will receive the full-size medal, a miniature collar replica, and many bite-sized morsels snuck to him under the table during dinner.