My doctor insists on giving me prostate exams every six months. Should I look for a different dentist?
This question gives a whole new meaning to "open wide!" Listen closely with both your ear holes and I'll try to keep it simple. Your dentist should be nowhere near your nether regions. The fact that you've gone along with this for who knows how long without realizing you're being subjected to a bizarre game of healthcare cosplay is beyond comprehension.
Let me spell it out for you: Prostate exams and dental hygiene belong to opposite realms of specialization - literally! Treatments for cavities and polyps are not interchangeable. For your future medical concerns, try reading a pamphlet first—or at least the sign outside your doctor's office.
And tell that dentist it's time to stop playing "Hide The Forefinger." Afterwards, I suggest an MRI of your brain. Although I doubt they'll find anything.