Mar-A-Lago, FL — At a weekend golf tournament afterparty celebrating the destruction of Iranian nuclear capabilities, President Trump took the opportunity to announce his "Buy Bonds" initiative reminiscent of similar campaigns at the start of World War II.
Trump Victory Bonds are the newest addition to his Bibles, NFTs, watches, phones, sneakers and other Trump branded merchandise. The minimum bond buy-in is $5 million, which entitles the holder to a round of golf with the President himself.
The President also announced the "Salvage For Victory" scrap metals drive for "losers who can't come up with five million" for his Trump War Bonds.
"All patriotic citizens should overnight their gold, silver and platinum," Trump encouraged. "It doesn't matter how big or how small — gold coins, silver bracelets, platinum nose rings — send them to your favorite President and get an email certificate of appreciation, it's all computer, suitable for printing."
The Mar-A-Lago website touts how the War Bond and Scrap Metals campaigns are crucial to support the war effort and foster a sense of community and shared purpose among Americans.